A candlelit medieval study with an open manuscript and a one-eared black cat

A Novel · Literary Historical Fabulism

TheHammerof the Feline

An unauthorized account of the witch-hunter who fell for a witch, her nine cats, and a potted herb garden he could not quite bring himself to condemn.

The Premise

“Heinrich Kramer has spent forty years dressing up a fear of cats as theology. Then, at the Lower Gate of Oberwesel, he watches a cast-iron soup pot rise three inches off a hearth — the first genuine, impossible, harmless thing he has ever seen — and it undoes him.”

From a borrowed room in Kroměříž, the winter of 1505, the story unspools backward across the Rhine Valley.

What Awaits Between the Leaves

Three Turns of the Page

A Bestseller, Rewritten

The Malleus, Undone

Forty years of doctrine, twenty-nine editions of a witch-hunter's manual — and one floating iron pot that refuses to fit the page.

An Unlikely Love

The Midwife of the Lower Gate

Walburga keeps an herb garden and nine cats, cures a lifetime of heartburn with chamomile, and corrects Kramer's prose in the moonlight.

One Foggy Rhine Night

The Crossing Under Moonlight

Nine cats in six baskets, rowed across an international river by the Hammer of Witches himself — smuggling contraband felines toward the far bank.

34,000

Words

22

Chapters

9

Cats

1

Iron Pot

A twenty-pound cat falls asleep in the lap of the man who wrote that all cats are the Devil's vehicle. In the moonlit garden, Kramer confesses the whole fraud, and Walburga corrects his prose.

Chapter Fourteen · Night at the Herb Garden

Read the Manuscript That Refuses the Fire

World rights available. A full proposal — synopsis, sample chapters, and rights particulars — awaits editors, agents, and the merely curious.

Compiled from the marginalia of a man who should have known better.

1505 · Kroměříž — John William McAbee